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SCOTCH?
On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.

 
The supermarket manager’s daughter brought the teacher a basket of assorted fruit.

The florist’s son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.


The candy-store owner’s daughter gave the teacher

a pretty box of candy.

Then the liquor-store owner’s son brought up a big, heavy box.

 
The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.
 
She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.

“Is it wine?” she guessed.


“No,” the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, ” Champagne ?”

 
“No,” said the little boy…. “It’s a puppy!!”

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